Let's get personal

Dear UTC,

I apologize for my hypocritical styles this week. I'll do better next semester,

-Love, Fashion Police

Dr. Bromley,

Please don't hate me. I really do try hard and think your jokes are funny.

-Terrified in sunglasses

Window Crush,

I enjoy our intrigues and I wish you would visit more often.

-Love, the girl next door

Dear UTC,

Keep guns off my campus, no one should get married in college- you're too stressed. And SGA leaders, if you think your personal life won't get in the media, you might as well get out of office now.

-Opinionated

Alphas,

Welcome home! Hope you enjoyed your first meeting and are looking forward to everything yet to come!

-a Delta

Keegan Bell, 

You make basketball so much sexier.

-Love, a devoted Mocs fan

Dear guys in jerseys,

You are not 12- years- old and this is not 1999. Put on a real shirt.

-A bunch of girls who are not attracted to you

Dear cute piano boy,

Please feel free to keep playing romantic songs when I walk by in the UC.

-Love, an adoring fan

Bilinguals,

If you speak both Spanish and English, do you think in Spanish or in English?

 - Sincerely, I am Just Curious

Dear Terrified in Sunglasses,

Why are you terrified? I will take your scare away. Take off the sunglasses and show the world your pretty face.

-Forever yours, Krazy in Khakis

To the guys that sword fight behind Brock,

Some people may laugh at you, but that looks like a lot of fun. But I'm not really sure how it works, I mean is it like a dance off where I can just show up and challenge you? Because I'm totally game. When I left the house for my first day of kindergarten, my mother said to me, "Come back with your shield, or on it." And I'll have you know, I plan on coming back with my shield.

-Sincerely, Throwing Down the Gauntlet